cokeflow:

I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

(Source: fingerblaster113, via corniedogs)

twinks2014:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I just ate a whole bag of goldfish omg

THE GOLDFISH CRACKERS NOT ACTUAL LIVE GOLDFISH

i don’t think anyone thought you meant live goldfish

(Source: hi, via corniedogs)

chromeofficial:

textbook: $250

me: chill

(via corniedogs)

wallflo-er:

tbh i just need a hug

(via corniedogs)

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via corniedogs)

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

(via road-of-selfdestruction)

semi-attractive:

when ur friends have inside jokes u dont understandimage

(via overfierce)

"The girl is infectious human waste, and she’s confused and afraid to commit to the wrong thing and so she won’t commit to anything."

Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (via splitterherzen)

Inhfdhejcjejcjekcksoxkow

(via waterqueer)

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